What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He shit in the fireplace
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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