oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
