Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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