What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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