What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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