Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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