That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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