Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
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My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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