I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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