Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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