Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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