The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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