what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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