he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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