She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
