Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.