Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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