I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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