I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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