Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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