Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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