ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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