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P.S. I can't hear my feet
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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