Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I just pynch a tree in the face
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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