I hope mine doesn't look like that
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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