I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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