oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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