There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
