yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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