I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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