whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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