dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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