I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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