and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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