yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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