I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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