can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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