Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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