just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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