HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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