So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
