no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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