I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
