found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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