He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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