oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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