fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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