I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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