we were pretty classy up until the second keg
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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