mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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