You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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