Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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