Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Is it penis luge time yet?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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