Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
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You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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