Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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