she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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